A character study in four parts
Tell me something you haven't already posted on social media
You're asking where I'm from? Or for the ethnicity of my parents?
Defying gender stereotypes. One meal at a time.
You can follow the play by play on my snap story
But what if I'm from California?
Which way is more aesthetically pleasing?
Babe it needs to look more spontaneous
False alarm. No one here is actually dying.
Let us know when we can start eating
Option A: Ghost him Option B: See him again
I agree sir, but this bullshit really motivates the millennials
Does the pork belly photograph well?