Weapon of choice
And the stars look very different today...
I don't work out. I just walk everywhere really really fast.
Okay we've seen Brooklyn, what's next?
Started from the middle
But what if I'm from California?
Do I like him? Or do I just like his body temperature?
Your daughter just texted that she's dead again
Which way is more aesthetically pleasing?
Pumpkin is a gateway spice
Babe it needs to look more spontaneous
The Most Authentic
My style isn't even my style
False alarm. No one here is actually dying.
My nutritionist says sitting is the new smoking
Let us know when we can start eating
Option A: Ghost him Option B: See him again
I agree sir, but this bullshit really motivates the millennials
I'm an adult, I can make my own decisions
Fantastic, I'm pencilling you in right now
1:30 P.M. on a Tuesday
Let's talk about that all-caps email
Does the pork belly photograph well?