But what if I'm from California?
Crispy bud light
Defying gender stereotypes. One meal at a time.
Ew, he's calling me. What a psycho
False alarm. No one here is actually dying.
I deleted everything off my Instagram pre-mustache
I'm an adult, I can make my own decisions
Let us know when we can start eating
Let's talk about that all-caps email
Tell me something you haven't already posted on social media
There can only be one right coast
Tickets to Mars
Why did you just text me Karen? I'm right here
You're asking where I'm from? Or for the ethnicity of my parents?