All trends in moderation please

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And I'll have a skinny, gluten-free, egg-white only, fat-free cheese omelette

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Ball is life

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Brittany

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But what if I'm from California?

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Cheers to the only filter we'll ever need

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Chivalry is buying your friends that are girls drinks

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Consistent in his inconsistency

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Crispy bud light

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Defying gender stereotypes. One meal at a time.

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Ew, he's calling me. What a psycho

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False alarm. No one here is actually dying.

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Halloween tacos

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He keeps screenshotting all my snaps

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I can't tell if he's the artist or probably just homeless

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I deleted everything off my Instagram pre-mustache

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I don't take advice from other people

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I haven't swiped right since I met you

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I rate my enjoyment of things

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I'd like to *gracefully* become a shitfaced monster

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I'll meet you guys there, I need to get my steps in

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I'm an adult, I can make my own decisions

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I'm confident, right guys?

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I'm fifteen minutes away, this traffic is the worst

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It tastes like we shouldn't have come here sober

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Kanye! You made it!

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Let us know when we can start eating

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Let's talk about that all-caps email

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Oh don't bother, we brought our own glassware

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Pizza won't ignore your texts

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